Posts tagged ‘honkies’

We make a lot of fun of hipsters around here (and by here, I mean every fucking location that has access to skinny jeans and irony). But the truth is that hipsters get a bad rap for a good reason. Anybody that lives in mainstream society, but says they don’t want to be part of society can literally stick their tongue into my rectum and go bobbing for breakfast. Everyone just wants to be loved, and feels most comfortable when they hang out with like-minded peers. That is why, here at Gloganvlog we don’t discriminate. I found this photo of a hipster trap, and couldn’t help but think of ways to catch all the other social groups of stereotypes that exist out there. But don’t worry readers — If you aren’t a stereotype then this doesn’t apply to you.

Gays: Condoms, a Z pack, a Britney CD, a 2xist tank top, a bag of cocaine, weekend passes to Matinee, a copy of Better Homes and Gardens, and an iPhone loaded with one app: Grindr.

Gingers: Public acceptance.

Lesbians: A chainsaw, a packet of marlboro reds, boxer briefs, an absentee father, several flannel shirts, a sports bra, keys to a Uhaul truck, and a rubber dildo called The Lucy Lawless.

Fat People: A packet of little debbie coffee cakes, a 3 year-old pass to Crunch gym that has never been used, 1 packet of tissue for under-boob sweat, and a membership card to the butter of the month club.

Black People: Fried Chicken, a Lil Wayne CD, a few WIC checks, an neon shirt in size XXL with neon Nikes and neon hat with the stickers still on it, a bottle of Hypnotiq, and a Sam’s Club gallon bucket of cocoa butter.

Jews: A coupon book from fatwallet.com and an everything bagel lightly buttered and Read more…