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The Biggest A$$holes Of The Met Costume Gala 2012

May 8, 2012

Beyonce, because she decided to break into Nicki Minaj’s closet and wear one of her wigs as a dress. Besides, obviously when you have just pushed a baby out of your gine you should cover all your stretch marks by wearing something as black and transparent as the fact that you DIDN’T JUST PUSH A BABY OUT OF YOUR GINE.

Lana Del Rey, just because she’s Lana Del Rey. She wore the cape to cover the big old stick that is protruding from her ass, which has gotten so heavy she had to attach a wheel to it like a fucking Radio Flyer. Del Rey is so desperate for street cred she pulled a Victoria Beckham, and sucked on a lemon dipped in cocaine all night so she wouldn’t accidentally smile. Props to her for Read more…

How To Properly Serve KUNT

January 20, 2012

Let me first say that KUNT has no reference to the “C” word. This type of KUNT describes a much more fierce, impetuous, omnipresent type of mannerism that is somewhat overpowering and awe inspiring. Serving KUNT is better left to professionals like drag queens, fierce bitches or trannies that are capable of handling KUNT. KUNT must be handled with care. If there’s too much KUNT being thrown around, things will get out of control rather quickly and well we just don’t want that. KUNT must have a look. If there is not look to go with the KUNT, then your KUNT will not come off as fierce as it should. KUNT must be used properly when talking about it in sentences otherwise you might offend someone. Saying something like “You’re a KUNT” would not be cute at all. Rather, one should say “Gurl, you’re giving me KUNT today and I’m loving it.” KUNT in that context is not seen negatively.

I’d like to give two hypothetical situations that have empirical research to back their findings. One situation will show how to properly serve a normal amount of KUNT according to statistical data. The other situation will Read more…

In The News: Hillary Clintobama Stands With The Foreign Gays

December 7, 2011

If you are coming to this site to hear credible news, then you are clearly retarded and gullible so by all means, believe everything I say here. In political news, Hillary Clinton spoke at the United Nations offices in Geneva on Tuesday and announced the Global Equality Fund, backed by her and President Obama, which is a new global initiative to support gay rights.

As a gay man, I think this is fucking awesome. As someone who tries to remain blissfully ignorant of politics ( I live in NYC, not DC – Which means I enjoy fun and sex, not politics and J Crew) I can’t help but see a bigger picture here.

1. Even though Obama beat Hillary in whatever pissing contest they had a few years ago to run as the democratic nominee ( I am assuming this involved them docking) she is still calling the shots. Just like she did when her husband, Bill Clinton was in office. This goes to show you that Hillary Clinton is a ball busting sum’ bitch and should have been president. Back then I remember thinking: “Meh, I prefer a woman or a black man, but either way Thanksgiving dinner with my racist, sexist uncle is going to be a lot more interesting.” Then I realized I didn’t have an uncle, and also that I didn’t truly care who won.

2. Basically, we just can’t leave other countries alone. From what I gather from my 2 minute perusal of this issue we are going to use this fund to Read more…