Posts tagged ‘hibernation’
Gloganvlog Diet Tip: Stop Eating
March 11, 2011
As everyone who spent this winter holed up in their apartments hoarding harder than Liza Minelli knows, the end of cold days is upon us. So what do you do when you look down and see a jelly roll so big that it made Little Debbie tweet Jenny Craig?
1. Get a tapeworm. While the tapeworm diet may be illegal in the united states, in other countries it comes free with a purchase of any beef product. Do you ever wonder whey so many beautiful models hail from poor countries like Russia? A tapeworm is basically god’s gastric bypass.
