Posts tagged ‘helen mirren’
Today’s Craption: Fatman Forever
March 2, 2011
There was a time when Val Kilmer was a hot piece of ass. That was 15,000 lbs of potatoes au gratin, 214,000 kahlua/ketamine smoothies, 11 sticks of butter and 13 dress sizes ago. Now he is just happy to be able to take a picture with his new co-stars Rosie O Donnell, Elle Fanning, and Helen Mirren for the new movie If these Spanx Could Talk.
