Posts tagged ‘Harvey Milk’

In a world where the term “same-sex marriage” is thrown around more than Julia in a lesbian pinball machine I really want to take some time to blog about the gays that came before us.

There were many pioneers for gay rights; Harvey Milk, Franklin E. Kameny; Ellen DeGeneres. But none other were more important than The Seven Dwarfs.

The Top Seven Reasons the Seven Dwarfs are Gay

1. Um, there are Seven of them living in one house. Hello orgy
2. They sing about High Hoes
3. There was an 8^th dwarf named twinky (he was chained up in the basement)
4. Not one of them tried to have sex with Snow White, and she was a fierce bitch
5. The all had red noses (need I insinuate more?)
6. The all “worked” in a dark cave for hours on end – again, hello orgy
7. They whistle why they work – training those mouth muscles