Posts tagged ‘Harvey Milk’
In a world where the term “same-sex marriage” is thrown around more than Julia in a lesbian pinball machine I really want to take some time to blog about the gays that came before us.
There were many pioneers for gay rights; Harvey Milk, Franklin E. Kameny; Ellen DeGeneres. But none other were more important than The Seven Dwarfs.
The Top Seven Reasons the Seven Dwarfs are Gay
- Um, there are Seven of them living in one house. Hello orgy
- They sing about High Hoes
- There was an 8th dwarf named twinky (he was chained up in the basement)
- Not one of them tried to have sex with Snow White, and she was a fierce bitch
- The all had red noses (need I insinuate more?)
- The all “worked” in a dark cave for hours on end – again, hello orgy
- They whistle why they work – training those mouth muscles