Posts tagged ‘hanes her way’

It is the stinkhole find of the century.  Evidence of the existence of the mythological creature known as Jewbie’s Asshole has recently been discovered hidden deep within the locked steamer trunk of a high school choir teacher. Jewbie’s asshole, much like the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot is said to subsist on a diet of mostly the souls of children (male children), the Hanes-Her-Way Manties of Lesbians that look like Justin Bieber, Coke Zero, Baby Gouda Cheese, and of course–human decency itself.

Now that evidence of this monstrous beast has been unearthed it is believed that Asian men everywhere will jump into their rickshaws and take cover behind the great wall of Berlin–for Jewbie’s asshole is has a tireless appetite. So hide yo husbands, hide yo kids, and hide yo nanny’s kids. Jewbie’s asshole is coming. And it is hongray.