Posts tagged ‘gym membership’

Penis is the basis of any gay man’s food group triangle, obviously. But what else does it take to keep a stereotypical gay man fufilled?

A gym membership. Alcohol. A fat girlfriend. A tongue piercing. A rainbow sticker or necklace, worn right when  you come out of the closet. A razor for your balls. Porn. Bleached hair, at least once. Britney, Whitney, Madonna or Mariah. Expensive sunglasses. Drug experimentation. Group sex. A Geo Tracker. A share in Fire Island, Rehobeth Beach or P-Town. Attendance at a white party. A binge. A purge. Colorful Read more…