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This song is fucking flawless. It’s the kind of song you put on repeat after your girlfriend dumps you, and tells you that you’re her best friend.
This past week an interesting topic came to discussion with my friends and I who are all females [as far as I know] & coincidentally single for the first time since we were all 14. We were catching up talking about things like how revolting marriage is, wondering why we even did it, and how it has put a ‘numbness’ to our lives.
During this probably intoxicated conversation, I started asking them about their [bucket list]: Things they haven’t done yet with their lives that they would like to do before they die. While on the subject, I asked them about their [fuck it list]: People they haven’t done yet in their lives that they would like to do before they die.
I polled a group of my single friends about their ‘fuckit list’ – ages ranging between 23-25 and these are the results I received:
-Someone in the military, followed by another guy in the military within the same week.
-Someone who is actually sexy with a nice body and a big dick, I’m tired of these beer bellies with little dicks.
-Someone who knows how to have fun and be serious at the same time.
-A light skinned grey eyed black guy.
-Someone with a shaved face
-A skinny nerdy white guy that is HUNG.
-Someone covered in tattoos.
-4 men who are serving in each military branch, all at the same time.
-A man that actually interacts with their Facebook.
-A drummer who can rock out! Read more…
Dear Rozayln, I feel as if I am starting to having feelings for my ‘F’ buddy, how can I tell if I am having conflict of interest with my FWB? -Nicole, FL
I am so thrilled that you asked this question. The easiest way to answer your own question is to ask yourself if your friend with benefits has turned into your friend that offers more benefits other than the designated reason they’re in your life to begin with: SEX. Good ol fashioned balls-against-the-buttcheek-secks.
If you find yourself displaying these acts, you’re knee deep in bullshit, already headed to hell & you should run, fast:
-You have a picture of them on your phone. The only reasons to have a picture of your FWB on your phone is to boast your man/woman/tranny meat to your friends so they can see how well you’re being serviced, not for your personal glancing pleasures throughout the day, the second admissible purpose to have a picture of your FWB on your phone: Trophy purposes. In fact if you look at their picture frequently throughout the day you should walk to your freezer, open it, stick your head in, and slam it. The same applies if you’re constantly Read more…
When dating someone who is smaller in size than you are, why do people automatically think that you lose weight cause being with this person makes you feel self conscious?
Because they’re right, no one wants to be the fatter partner. I’m not even in a relationshit currently & this question is making me feel self conscious. This is probably what Star Jones was thinking too before she exchanged her thinking for thinning.
You’ve already put a ton of effort into your physical appearance by losing weight – next time you go for a run don’t forget to put effort into exercising your mental & emotional well-being by sweating away a little bit of your defenses.
Spending time caring what other people think is about as effective as using birth control when you’re strictly an anal kind of girl. Spending time considering what other people think is about as effective as Read more…
Upcoming exciting opportunity for a gay blogger based in New York City. Must be well equipped to handle a variety of topics, and willing to take on the lions share of work for the blog. Must be aware and well versed in the goings-on of New York City gay life and lifestyle. Must have a unique point of view and willingness to be part of a start up. This is a BRAND NEW blog–all it needs is a parent. Profit share included, of course. If interested please email a sample of your work to Nygailynews@gmail.com
NOTE: This isn’t Gloganvlog.com While we really love reader submissions and any interested writers are encouraged to submit, Gloganvlog already has a parent with a destroyed Vagina. His name is Gary.
If Gloganvlog is the Gay guy that travels around the country drinking boxed wine out of a satchel and sleeping around, New York Gaily News will be its worldly NYC gay brother with an eye for politics and social commentary.