Posts tagged ‘glee’
Let me start off by saying two things:a) Glee is like my middle aged neighbors that live across the alleyway. I don’t want to admit that I watch them have sex all the time, but its definitely happened more than once. b)Its a Gloganvlog cardinal sin to post a Mancandy photo involving clothes, but in this case I made an exception since Dean Geyer’s face is as beautiful as 1,000 virgin assholes.
Seriously, he looks like the love child of Chace Crawford and somebody who doesn’t look like a total homo. Also, he’s Australian which means he likes to go down under. And by down under, I mean he probably munches things. Which things? Use your imagination, but keep in mind that there is only a 2 inch difference between a whiney giney and a butthole, and a 3 beer difference from a dick.
If you don’t watch Glee, I don’t blame you. Lea Michelle’s face looks like one of Captain Hook’s dingleberries and the only two things worth looking at are Chord Overstreet’s DSL’s (Dick Sucking Lips for those of you who never attended middle school) and Darren Criss’s grizzly he-tits. Dean Geyer is more than enough reason to start watching though. Yes, his nipples may be as far apart as a pair of down syndrome eyes, but you won’t be able to see them when he bends you over Lea Michelle’s ego and pounds you like a chicken panini.
Raquel Welch called. She wants her wig back. Read more…
If there’s one thing Glee did last night it was give new meaning to Michael Jackson’s “Bad.”
The producers must have been nuts to think that the episode they helped put together came off looking at all close to Michael Jackson worthy. If you’re going to put together a tribute show for Michael, you better pray to god it comes at least somewhat close to performances worth of the king.
Not to mention there was a plethora of plot lines all jumbled into one episode to make a storyline that was similar to a difficult maze.
The “Scream” video re-created by Mike Chang with Artie dancing was disastrous and awkward, not to mention the moves were nowhere near Michael Jackson standard.
There were only two good things about this episode… Read more…
But it has been confirmed that this loud mouthed crazy bitch will be guest starring as the new swim coach.
Yes, she’s a reality star who has no business memorizing a script. But she is fantastic and this might be the only episode of Glee I’ll watch this season.
I am not entirely certain why you’d be looking for ways to shit your pants. I’m also not certain why this fucking asshole blog wont just let me type NEXT TO THE FUCKING PICTURE. Whatever. The point is this. This show is fucking insane.
I can’t believe that Sue Sylvester herself would put her name on something so retarded.
Do you know what really isn’t acceptable? Watching a show called Glee about a bunch of misfit kids assembled by race and handicap like a United Colors of Benetton ad, who proceed to butcher hundreds of classic songs, ruining the ipods/tracklists of thousands of gays, tweens, and gay tweens (Bieber I am looking at you) everywhere. The real victims in this world are the ipods, who have to play and store the frank bitchy showiness of Lea Michele’s shrill second coming of Barbra voice on repeat.
So why don’t those ipods get any PSA’s with touchy feely music and awesome racial slurs?
In celebrity news, Darren Criss (the newest hottie on GLEE), was seen showing his stuff recently at the Coachella festival. I dunno how the festival is different than Burning Man but it looks like it’s more fun (like people actually bathe there).
Anyway, I love a straight ally just as much as the rest of the activists but I’m even more a fan if he’s hot (and potentially Jewish). I can’t wait ’til him and Kurt do the nasty. Who woulda thought Fox Corp would be so progressive?? Damn, closeted conservatives.
Just kidding. Since I clearly have no shame I will admit this freely: watching tonight’s episode of Glee got me thinking.
It was mentioned in a father to son gay sex talk (who hasn’t had one of these, after all) that when a guy has sex it takes an emotional toll and does something to the guys heart, even though the guy doesn’t realize it.
Bullshit, I thought. The only thing possibly affected by a guy having sex is his gennies, and most of the time there are pills to clear those little problems up.
But then I got to wondering if maybe it’s true. Read more…