Posts tagged ‘gambling’
Nikki Napalm always had self esteem issues with the fact her breasts were different sizes. Speaking mathematically, the difference was as follows: Her left Haireola was to her right Haireola as a manhole cover is to a buffalo penny. So she decide to detract and diver the attention from her Zellweger’s by getting a full sleeve full color tattoo of all her favorite things: sugar coated ecstasy, Katy Perry’s style, Gambling, Taquito’s from 7-11, and strange cock. The joke was on her though–what Nikki couldn’t see was the dramatic difference in the size of her butt cheeks.
And she never figured out why she had such debilitating scoliosis.