Posts tagged ‘FWB’
This past week an interesting topic came to discussion with my friends and I who are all females [as far as I know] & coincidentally single for the first time since we were all 14. We were catching up talking about things like how revolting marriage is, wondering why we even did it, and how it has put a ‘numbness’ to our lives.
During this probably intoxicated conversation, I started asking them about their [bucket list]: Things they haven’t done yet with their lives that they would like to do before they die. While on the subject, I asked them about their [fuck it list]: People they haven’t done yet in their lives that they would like to do before they die.
I polled a group of my single friends about their ‘fuckit list’ – ages ranging between 23-25 and these are the results I received:
-Someone in the military, followed by another guy in the military within the same week.
-Someone who is actually sexy with a nice body and a big dick, I’m tired of these beer bellies with little dicks.
-Someone who knows how to have fun and be serious at the same time.
-A light skinned grey eyed black guy.
-Someone with a shaved face
-A skinny nerdy white guy that is HUNG.
-Someone covered in tattoos.
-4 men who are serving in each military branch, all at the same time.
-A man that actually interacts with their Facebook.
-A drummer who can rock out! Read more…
Dear Rozayln, I feel as if I am starting to having feelings for my ‘F’ buddy, how can I tell if I am having conflict of interest with my FWB? -Nicole, FL
I am so thrilled that you asked this question. The easiest way to answer your own question is to ask yourself if your friend with benefits has turned into your friend that offers more benefits other than the designated reason they’re in your life to begin with: SEX. Good ol fashioned balls-against-the-buttcheek-secks.
If you find yourself displaying these acts, you’re knee deep in bullshit, already headed to hell & you should run, fast:
-You have a picture of them on your phone. The only reasons to have a picture of your FWB on your phone is to boast your man/woman/tranny meat to your friends so they can see how well you’re being serviced, not for your personal glancing pleasures throughout the day, the second admissible purpose to have a picture of your FWB on your phone: Trophy purposes. In fact if you look at their picture frequently throughout the day you should walk to your freezer, open it, stick your head in, and slam it. The same applies if you’re constantly Read more…
I just can’t do it. As hard as I try, once I’m consider someone a friend, all sexual attraction goes out the window. Which is strange since you’d think you’d wanna take advantage of someone who you share common interests, perspectives, et cetera with. Plus, you have the added benefit of generally knowing where they’d been, with whom, and what positions get them off. (Everyone talks about that, right?) NOPE, I’d rather bang a stranger.
F*ckbuddies are a whole different story. I can happily have a hottie (or two) on speed dial for the times I don’t have the time, or money, for real date. It’s nice to just keep someone around who you have amazing sexual chemistry with, but may have the most annoying laugh, voice, mannerisms, or other eye-gouging habit that so you would never want to spend more than an hour outside the bedroom with them.
Who said there wasn’t someone for everyone and someone for every occassion? Especially if that someone was yesterday’s Mancandy: Justin Timberlake