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Today’s Facebook Quote: A Senior Citizen, A Wedding, And A Funeral

August 19, 2011

I hate when I’m at a wedding and an elderly person pokes me and says: “You’re next”. Would it be rude of me to do that to them at a funeral?

-Bryce, New York

On A Serious Note: Rehab Doesn’t Work, Right Amy?

July 23, 2011

That crazy bitch is dead.  And I (unfortunately) don’t mean that wicked witch Michelle Bachmann.  Poor Amy Winehouse passed away today and I’m sure you’ll be shocked to discover it was from choking on a ham sandwich.  Just like Mamma Cass.  In fact, her tiny little throat couldn’t open further than what it takes to syphon the last drops Read more…