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Several Drinks Later: The French Hobbit

February 7, 2011

The following is an excerpt from my upcoming novel Several Drinks Later: The Gary Randall Scandal.

The photo to my left is either an actual artist rendering of the French Hobbit, or a photo I found online.

It was my first year in Manhattan and I was at a French party. Yes, it is simultaneously as gorgeous and smelly as it sounds. While there were plenty of attractive guys the only gay one was short, annoying and rather unfortunate looking. Since I don’t remember his name we shall call him the French Hobbit. Read more…