Posts tagged ‘fanta’

I don’t consider myself a ladies man. I am not one of those gays that surrounds themselves with women. Why not, do you ask? Because I can’t stand most of them.

So the result is that I don’t know all that much about them. I know most of them get mad if you don’t text back immediately (or ever). I know that they have supersonic hearing and they don’t consider their buttholes reproductive organs. I know that when their periods first come they gain the superhuman ability to see in the dark and get free drinks at a bar.

But the one thing that has always baffled me is the hormones. Women’s hormones seem to have the capability to take over their entire lives–like they cant control their actions. Like their vagina’s jumpstart and hijack their lives. Being an unemotional heartless man (technically speaking) this baffles me. So I pieced together a few facts about hormones based on scientific facts that I made up. Read more…