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Friends Should Tell Friends When They Get Fat

March 20, 2011

So at a party last night, two of my friends cornered me (after I ate about 350,000  salt and vinegar chips and licked the bowl) and informed me that in my last relationship, I gained a little weight.

Come again? Aren’t you about 6 months too late? It got me to thinking that if your friends don’t tell you that you are getting fat, who will? Read more…