Posts tagged ‘ex girlfriends’
Texting Your Ex Girlfriend In 5 Easy Steps
If you’re like me, You think it’s a great idea to text your ex, or exes when you’re wasted. Because you’re a fucking idiot. You have probably figured out that it doesn’t work. For whichever reason it turns into a giant mess and you wake up the next day having to reread the shit storms you’ve created for yourself. Or spend the next two weeks trying to convince your ex that you do still hate her, and think she is the anti christ. This awesome website called Autostraddle.com has a guide on when you should do it, and how to not make it the most painful experience of your stupid life. Under the cut is where you Read more…
For those of you who no longer read the newspaper (get it? – since that pretty refers to the entire world?) Facebook has unveiled plans to make it possible to share your status as an organ donor on its social networking site. I didn’t read much more than to skim a few lines of Google, but I am already taking deep, penetrating, personal offense to this.
Its bad enough that the fat chick from sixth grade who got a hot dog stuck in her gine feels the need to constantly Facebook chat me, and I guiltily respond every time since I’m the one that bought her the package of hotdogs and filmed it with a camcorder attached to a VCR (we are celebrating Obsolete Day here at Gloganvlog). I don’t want her thinking that if I ever need a new liver, she can just volunteer for the job. Stalkers are scary enough, but now they have a way to get inside your permanently?
Also, say that you are desperately in need of a lung, and you happen to know that your ex boyfriend is Read more…
