Posts tagged ‘eugenie’

This is the mind-fuck of the day. I am not that surprised that Prince William looks like Prince Charming (aka, prince blind retard that would marry someone with boob-sweat just because they fit into a size 11 Jimmy Choo) because maybe he is wearing some kind of royal ceremonial outfit that Disney ripped off.

Beatrice and Eugenie have some explaining to do. I am technically hanging out with/seeing/screwing a hot British guy right now and I don’t even think he has an explanation for this. One of them is wearing a dress the color of Vanity Smurf’s misbegotten dingle-berries (that he shaved off when he realized he was a bottom) and the other is wearing a dress that is literally Read more…