Posts tagged ‘dvr’

I didn’t wake up until 1 PM today. Unlike every other day when I blame my late start on staying up late, too much good tv, or a crazy night in an opium den–today I am blaming it on daylight savings time. I was in the bath until 2 AM last night. The oven, the DVR, my Ihome, and my Iphone all told me different times. I didn’t know who to believe. I still don’t.

My favorite time of year is when the sun goes down at 9 pm. I am willing to go through a little disorientation in order to get there. But this particular equinox or solstice, or whatever it is remains just one more example of how mother nature has been worse than the mother on Precious this winter. If I could, I would poison her pigs feet. I would throw a TV onto her head from a third floor walkup in Harlem. I would force her to watch Mariah Carrey act, for hours on end.

Damn you Gaylight Shavings, Damn you.