Posts tagged ‘drinking out of cups’
It’s come to my attention that not every person on the planet has seen this video. I find that to be awkward, and unacceptable. Awkward, because when I quote it people think I’m drunk. And I don’t need any help with that.
This video is basically a guy who took acid and got locked in the closet my his friends (dick move) and they recorded him talking to him self. Then they put a video to it. You’ll be quoting this for awhile.
Who brought that god damn chair here. It’s not my chair. Not my chair not my problem. That’s what I say.
Some people do really, really stupid things in their lives. One of those things is making sex tapes. (By the way if any of you got my reference to the Drinking Out Of Cups video in the title, email me your address and I’ll come over and make a sex tape with you) I know there comes a moment when you think, “Oh hey, we’re in love, and we’ll always be together, and kittens, and ice cream, and ponies”. In that moment, I need you to punch your own face out, and fuck off. There is no way, that isn’t going to be sent, stolen, or hacked by someone else eventually.