Posts tagged ‘diet pills’
First Official Rozalyn Responds: Are Relationships A Good Diet?
When dating someone who is smaller in size than you are, why do people automatically think that you lose weight cause being with this person makes you feel self conscious?
Dear Jessica,
Because they’re right, no one wants to be the fatter partner. I’m not even in a relationshit currently & this question is making me feel self conscious. This is probably what Star Jones was thinking too before she exchanged her thinking for thinning.
You’ve already put a ton of effort into your physical appearance by losing weight – next time you go for a run don’t forget to put effort into exercising your mental & emotional well-being by sweating away a little bit of your defenses.
Spending time caring what other people think is about as effective as using birth control when you’re strictly an anal kind of girl. Spending time considering what other people think is about as effective as Read more…
I never really understood Dragonfly’s. Even as a kid I loved them because they were easy to catch (haha, my how these behaviors have bled into my adult life) but my mother always told me they while they were the most poisonous insects in the world, their mouths were too small to bite me. This is not the most absurd thing my mother ever said. I can’t sleep with my legs hanging off a bed because the oolie goolie monsters will apparently slash my achilles tendons in the night.But I digress.
Dragonfly’s have no need for four wings–it just creates the need for a longer body. Which then makes them look like a dick. Which is actually the only part of a dragonfly that I am okay with.
There are several instances where I think god was either high or overworked and cracked out on diet pills(because Im sure even god has to watch his weight to stay in shape for Mrs. God –platypuses, anglerfish, Kate Walsh and dragonflys. It’s like those projects you work on where you just keep adding more and more and then give up and hit the submit button.
Which is exactly what I am going to do now.
