Posts tagged ‘dick’
The Dickalicious Trailer For Magic Mike
I’m not going to lie, this movie is probably going to suck. It is also probably going to do very well since Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello and (ugh I can’t believe I’m saying this because he looks just like my dad sans the meth) Matthew McConaughey play male strippers. If I was going to play a sex little game of WWYF with this movie, my number one choice would be Joe, Alex, and Channing at the same time. That’s why God created us with so many holes.
God, I hate it when I have to shit in the street.
I don’t rightly know where 42-year-old Shemar Moore is from or what movies/shows he has been in. I can only assume that he is from one of the Tyler Perry movies. Before you jump up and scream racism, think about this: There is a 90% chance that if you are a black celebrity, you have been in one of the Tyler Perry movies. He’s like a black Martin Scorsese. And to answer your question, no- I don’t really know who Martin Scorsese is, either.
This isn’t about movies, racism, or old Italian men though its about superficial attraction and big sweaty men. So enjoy these pics of Shemar Moore on a beach, on a beach, and on a beach with his dick basically hanging out. I am sensing a theme here.
Maybe he’s actually a white guy with a really great tan?
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Wisdom From Facebook: The Gay Scene
“Dear Gay Scene: Life should be about people and places. Not about pop stars and porn. About substance and encounters with destiny. Not about substance abuse and encounters with dick.”
-Daniel, New York
Biggest Dick in the World
Hello world, meet Jonah Falcon – or rather meet Jonah Falcon’s 13.5 inch monster cock. Jonah has the biggest unit in the world, so big in fact he has never been able to insert fully into anyone, bummer 
He also claims that he has never done porn which in my opinion is a huge (hehe) financial mistake. If I had the biggest cock in the world I would cash in and ride that big penis wagon all the way to the bank. The full unedited image is after the jump. Enjoy.
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Mancandy: Chord Overstreet Is One Trout I Would Actually Eat
Chord Overstreet was actually discovered by a casting director when he was swimming upstream to mate with me. Unfortunately our love affair was never meant to be, as he was swept away into fame and glamor and I was left stuck freebasing in abandoned tire factories and giving hand jobbers to Mexican immigrants along the southern border.
Chord Overstreet has the kind of lips that you just want to see wrapped around a butthole. He has the kind of pale flawless skin that you want to cut off and drape around your neck as a shawl when you attend a PETA gala (they never said anything about killing people for fur). If you don’t think Chord Overstreet is hot (and I heard there are a few of you out there) please promptly poke out your eyes with my dick.
Desperate times, people. We have all seen them. Sometimes you are staying at your parent’s house in your childhood room, and you revert back to your childhood sex drive and decide it is absolutely necessary for you to jerk off 7 times. Since you are in a tiny town where the closest gay person with an asshole is 300 miles away so you didn’t think to bring lube. Your foreskin is long gone, and 7 consecutive orgasms = chapped dick, so what is a modern man to do?
Bug repellent- This actually makes sense, because if you are jerking off chances are you aren’t able to get laid, so you don’t have to worry about that chemical smell repelling any possible blowies.
Butter- The poppy seeds might make this a little complicated, but if you lay out nude afterwards, your dick will probably resemble a honey-baked ham, which is perfect for Thanksgiving.
Vaseline- I don’t recommend this. I don’t know why vaseline was invented. I don’t know why I have never actually used it for its intended purpose. Read more…
Penis Cake for Mom
I know that many of you love penis, and many off you love cake – so why not enjoy the best of both worlds and have a penis cake. I thought that this penis cake was a work of erotic art but when I saw who it was given to I instantly felt a bit awkward. Here you go mom, enjoy your big penis cake complete with dick piercings, a cock ring and trimmed pubes. By the way, if you were wondering she was turning 60.
How to Tell if You are a Twink
Some boys often ask themselves “Am I a twink?” Well kiddies Gloganvlog is here for you, read below for some tips on how to tell if you are a twink or not.
- If you have the amount of body hair equivalent to a naked mole rat you might be a twink
- If you are over 5’10″ don’t even think about calling yourself a twink
- If you like football, wrestling, or extreme sports you are out of the twink club
- But if you like volleyball that is a different thing entirely
- If you like putting your dick inside of things, get over that real quick or you can’t be a twink
- Lettuce, thin crackers, and water are all your best friends – twinks love these things
- If you think you are “mature for age,” you are probably a twink
- If you have a preoccupation with glitter, make-up, and/or small furry animals you are moving in the
right direction
- If you lolz, or say byez, that is a one way ticket to twink town
True Blood Cocktease Of The Millenia: Ryan Kwanten
If you don’t think this is hot, then please do the world a favor and go ahead and put out your eyes with hot pincers because you have no taste and being able to see is doing you no good at all. The uncensored photo of True Blood’s Ryan Kwanten is after the jump. You are welcome. Enjoy your dreams tonight, fuckers. Read more…
The Not-So-Kosher Weiner
I was less than shocked to find out that our very own Congressman’s Weiner isn’t worth all the hype it’s been getting lately. I’ve been with several Jewish boys and although I must commend the beautiful craftmanship most moiles have engineered while chopping off a natural part of a dude’s manhood, stereotypes have generally Read more…
