Posts tagged ‘congress’

I think its fairly obvious that I don’t give a damn about politics. The only political party I want to be a part of needs to involve jello shots and male strippers. My plan for the future of this country is that if things ever get too bad I am just going to peace out, even if I have to row the fuck away using a spoon as an oar like little Elian Gonzalez (Never forget).

But, just like a joke that refers to something that happened before 1983 when my tan little ass sprung out of my moms snizz like a diabetic in a sugar shock, if something seems humorous I don’t have to understand it. I will laugh anyway. I might even chortle. I might even laugh, then chortle, then Read more…