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Bored And Hoard: The Must Haves From Every Duane Reade
March 17, 2011
So Ladies, your boyfriend finally proposed to you after 3 months of dating, an in order to keep up your end of the bargain you let him do anal. Now you haven’t talked in 3 days and you realized the ring he gave you was from the Jacqueline Smith Collection at Kmart. You tried to return it, but they have a no gullible bitches policy, and it was only 29.99 anyway. (as we all know a price well worth it for anal.)
You are incredibly depressed and need cheering up. What’s a girl to do?
Go to your nearest drug store (in this case Duane Reade)!! These photos were from an actual recent excursion of mine into the wilds of Manhattan Drug Stores. Read at your own risk.
