Posts tagged ‘clothing’
I know that we here at Gloganvlog seem like we are all about the party, but fitness is a really important component to life too. Why? Because we also like to sleep around. And you can’t do that if you are ugly and fat. That is just science.
Bianca Sultana is my personal trainer. As some of you may know, she has been kicking my ass for about a month or so now and I have to say I have never been more happy with my body. Aside from training she is also a bad-ass friend and we collaborate often (and in this case for once, collaborating doesn’t mean f%cking). I actually took that above photo (if you haven’t put together that Adrian Rand is Gary ADRIAN RANDall yet, then by all means, keep drinking). I know all of you made workout resolutions that you have already forgotten about, but maybe some new workout gear will inspire you to get off your fat asses. Bianca is running a special on workout gear from the always awesome Via Prive so click to read more to get 20% off. She is also leading a team through the Master Cleanse. Video after the jump too You can also tweet her directly at @channelbianca.
Who said that Japan lost their cutting edge sense of innovation? While I doubt it’s coming to your local Uniqluo anytime soon, since each jacket is $140, I’m looking forward to their next hybrid… any suggestions?
Didn’t they invent the Fleshjack anyway? I know they’re working on sex robots. I hope they don’t only come in extra small.
Do you ever have one of those days when you just can’t tear yourself out of bed? You know you need to eat breakfast but its already 3 pm and nothing seems appealing. So you lay there squishing your tits together, stalking people on facebook and hoping you will fall back asleep so the Kate Spade bags under your eyes will disappear long enough for you to go out at night and possibly attract a gentleman caller. You take several breaks from facebooking to masturbate. Somewhere around 5 pm you decide to order some food–and put in the instructions “The door is open, come directly to my bed.” like its a fucking Craigslist casual encounter.