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Spring is approaching. Love is in the air. Syphilis is on the rise. Its the perfect time for a relationship.

But is it really?

Summer, the season of nudity and outdoor sex follows spring pretty closely. Anyone who has ever been in a long term relationship knows that your gym visits become less frequent, you use it as an excuse to eat that extra donut or romantically share a creme brulee and before you know it you are so fat that instead of having sex you just grease each other up with butter and roll around on a plastic covered couch.

Is there a correlation between lengths of relationships and pounds on a scale? Read more…