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Things You Can Learn From Willie Wonka

March 6, 2012

Willie Wonka, much like Michael Jackson was an obvious child molester that sequestered himself in a scary mansion so he could do important things like make treats, play with monkeys and molest the Hell out of some child actors. He was a wise man, though – you can tell because he was mixing fuschia and mauve way before Kelly Wearstler ever designed a line for Lot Less.