Posts tagged ‘Britney’
A Glimpse Into The Future Of Pop Stars
They didn’t put Madonna on here, because frankly I think we all know that she will probably look exactly the same in 2045. Other popstars however, aren’t aging so well. If you think about it, its got to be tough being in the limelight and having your every bowel movement captured by the paparazzi. The only thing I can think of that is more embarrassing than having your corn-nut cleveland steamer blasted all over the cover of US weekly is Read more…
To Three Or Not To Three
Society instills in us at an early age that we will someday grow up, get married, have a family and live happily after. I am a big proponent of all of these things but how in God’s (or Buddha’s) name are we supposed to only be with one person for the rest of our gay little lives – when that fights against the very nature of who we are.
Like every other species on this planet man (or bull-dyke) was meant to spread his seed by sleeping with as many partners as possible (see, you aren’t a slut, it’s just nature). This is why our need to have sex is often the driving force behind everything we do; I actually enrolled in a “How to Construct Ancient Tribal Spirit Bracelets” in college just so I could get with a sweet twinkasauraus rex that had also enrolled.
