“I guess that loin cloth was meant to cover up his gaping asshole.”
After years of trying to convince Elmo to come out of the closet he is finally ready to experiment. It’s a great first step Elmo!
Gawker posted a nearly-perfect article regarding the secrets Gay men keep from Straight people. Topics include how fun it is to bottom (anywhere and anytime), doing poppers until we pass out from dizziness, and how we are eye-fucking every hot straight man we see.
Check out the list here and let us know: did they forget anything?
I must admit that I’ve thought the same thing (although I’ll never admit it…oops, busted via this post), it only makes sense. How can you say you don’t like something if you’ve never tried it? I like to live my life via the process of elimination. But we’ll chat about my dwindling friends list another time… in the meantime, watch and get educated – - all you butch strict tops and bossy bottoms.
I think I might have to stalk this dude… he’s my new (like there have been others) cyber crush. Not only do I lust after his seemingly perfect pecs but he just seems smart. And a total bottom.
I guess “The Rock”, Dwayne Johnson, got bored plugging away at Paul Walker ’cause now he’s trying to give it to Vin Diesel. It’s the truth. Check out this priceless exclusive on set photo where Vin and Dwayne are fighting over who’s gonna top. Read more…
Triceps: one of my fav bodyparts. And this tasty morsel from the Northeast has this covered.
One of my Xes has such most amazing triceps, it’s all I remember about the relationship. That and the time he met my mom and didn’t speak a word all weekend. Read more…
Society instills in us at an early age that we will someday grow up, get married, have a family and live happily after. I am a big proponent of all of these things but how in God’s (or Buddha’s) name are we supposed to only be with one person for the rest of our gay little lives – when that fights against the very nature of who we are.
Like every other species on this planet man (or bull-dyke) was meant to spread his seed by sleeping with as many partners as possible (see, you aren’t a slut, it’s just nature). This is why our need to have sex is often the driving force behind everything we do; I actually enrolled in a “How to Construct Ancient Tribal Spirit Bracelets” in college just so I could get with a sweet twinkasauraus rex that had also enrolled.
What is it about indie film stars like Chris Messina , Joseph Gordon-Levittt and James Franco (yeah, he still does indies) that drive me wild with passion? Is it that they somehow seem more accessible than regular stars? Maybe it’s because they tend to be more comfortable with nudity (Chris’ nude shot below). Read more…