Posts tagged ‘Blackberry’
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Do you know why they care called smart phones? Because the more we use them the less smart we have to be. Our phones are ruining our communication skills, our navigational skills, our willingness to try anything new, and our ability to be socially uncomfortable as a means of breaking out of our comfort zone.
As my mom used to say: My roids flare up every time I think about it. For instance–last night I went for an impromptu jog through the park at 1:30 AM. It was cool and breezy–the lights of Jersey City (acchem-across the water) and the statue of liberty were hauntingly beautiful. The breeze was pulling leaves out of the trees as I ran past them. And what the fuck did I do? Update my facebook and twitter to tell the world how fucking beautiful it was.
I feel like there are so many moments I miss out on nowadays because my face is shoved into my phone. The truth is that half the things we use it for–responding to text messages and emails CAN WAIT. I can count the number of urgent messages I have ever received on one ballsack. (thats two–unless you have had testicular cancer. Statistics inconclusive).
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Ugh, did I just say dingus? Who am I?
I have gotten in no less than 11,000 conversations lately about how texting has replaced talking and technology has taken over all forms of communication (even sexual communication).
So I thought I would write about it.
Here it is fuckers. Read more…
Everything about Thursday night was fucked up, especially me. Basically, all I can hope for when I go out at night is that all of my friends are still talking to me in the morning. We started by pre-drinking at Logans before a party for TheLuxurySpot.com, a site you should definitely check out. They talk about cock too, but go about it in a more classy way. 10 minutes and a pair of pink suspenders in, and I was showing everyone a diagrammed photograph of a vagina and motorboating the Owner of TLS, on camera. Read more…