Posts tagged ‘bigfoot monster’

“Mariah Carey was especially excited when she heard she was having twins. But when triplets popped out of her overly photoshopped boozebucket she squealed for joy. Then she took a closer look. She had given birth to many phen-phen babies, flan-children, indian-food infants and taquito-tots (read: she is fat and deuces a lot) but this was entirely different. These little pig-nuggets were still edible. So she ate them. Then she disappeared back into the mists of the Apalachians to re-join her people: A swarthy tribe of hairy bigfoot monsters that can communicate with dolphins.”

Too far?