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The Top Five Exercises to Burn Off That Turkey!

November 25, 2011

If you’ve noticed a few buttons missing from your pants it’s not because the stitching is loose. It’s because your fat ass ate like a god-damned beluga whale during Thanksgiving and your buttons simply couldn’t hang on any longer.

The trick to keeping the buttons on and keeping the belly in is a little old fashioned exercise; but if you’re like me you probably like to exercise as little as possible. The key to a trim tummy is maximizing your calorie burning so that you can exercise less. See below for the top five exercises that burn the most calories per minute – and put the leftovers down, seriously.

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