Posts tagged ‘beer pong’
For all intents and purposes, I believe that the main reason a person goes out is to get drunk and get laid (and maybe dance, though that’s a distant third place). However, when you’re out on the town with me, anything can and will happen: yes, anything.
Take for example, as of recently, my typical Saturday nights, which entail boys getting nearly-naked (which for gay men this basically equates to naked) and playing Twister on a 7ft by 5ft cardboard replica of the 1966 Hasbro board game at a Chelsea host spot. If they win Twister, they go on to play beer pong (this of course after you’ve had a water gun full of Vodka shot down your throat by a drag queen). And if they win beer pong…. Read more…
“It’s an unlikely phenomenon sweeping college campuses and frathouses all over the US. The Coffee enema is supposed to be the best way to wake up and study after a long night of beer bongs, beer pong, trying to fuck your girlfriend even though she’s constantly on her period, then settling for blowies from one of your drunken brothers. The Coffee enema is best performed over a bathtub, but different methods have lead to catastrophes like this one, where a 19 year old pledge filled a garbage bag up with coffee and inserted. Unfortunately he failed to notice that the garbage bag was already full of trash. His asshole exploded. He died. In lieu of flowers donations can be sent to the United Center for Rectal Integrity in Tucson, Arizona.”