Posts tagged ‘beer pong’
The thing about the Fourth of July this year was that it fell on a Wednesday, so party people like myself and my friends basically just considered Monday and Thursday anomalous (is that a word?) gaps between one big drinking binge. Our big idea was to claim a space on the rooftop early in the day, so that we could watch the fireworks when the sun finally went down at Midnight. We woke up at 10 ready to get the day started. 12 shots later, we still weren’t on the rooftop, but I started trying on all of Nadia’s bathing suits trying to find one that made me look like a juiced up, female heshe, carrot orange, tiny-titted body-building tranorexic. The saucy little houndstooth number pictured below and above was the winner.
As it always does, taking a shit-ton of shots while getting ready to do something always results is us doing nothing except dancing around, taking photos, and touching each other inappropriately. Emsy decided to one-up me by wearing nothing but pasties and pearls all day. Nadia was having an extremely hard time staying tucked even though she used an entire roll of duct tape on her Gennie McCarthy’s.
Nadia, Emsy and I finally ended up on the roof while Nick, Jmo and Jmo’s twink stayed behind to try and surprise us with a sneak water-balloon attack,which I immediately spooked, but allowed to happen anyway since it was hotter than the devils dusty ballsack. For once there were other people on the roof- two straight guys who were Read more…
The Easiest Way To Get Drunk And Laid On A Saturday Night
For all intents and purposes, I believe that the main reason a person goes out is to get drunk and get laid (and maybe dance, though that’s a distant third place). However, when you’re out on the town with me, anything can and will happen: yes, anything.
Take for example, as of recently, my typical Saturday nights, which entail boys getting nearly-naked (which for gay men this basically equates to naked) and playing Twister on a 7ft by 5ft cardboard replica of the 1966 Hasbro board game at a Chelsea host spot. If they win Twister, they go on to play beer pong (this of course after you’ve had a water gun full of Vodka shot down your throat by a drag queen). And if they win beer pong…. Read more…
Today’s Craption: How To Insert A Coffee Enema
“It’s an unlikely phenomenon sweeping college campuses and frathouses all over the US. The Coffee enema is supposed to be the best way to wake up and study after a long night of beer bongs, beer pong, trying to fuck your girlfriend even though she’s constantly on her period, then settling for blowies from one of your drunken brothers. The Coffee enema is best performed over a bathtub, but different methods have lead to catastrophes like this one, where a 19 year old pledge filled a garbage bag up with coffee and inserted. Unfortunately he failed to notice that the garbage bag was already full of trash. His asshole exploded. He died. In lieu of flowers donations can be sent to the United Center for Rectal Integrity in Tucson, Arizona.”
