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Glee Is Pro-Retard, So We Should All Be Too

August 22, 2011
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I can’t believe that Sue Sylvester herself would put her name on something so retarded.

Do you know what really isn’t acceptable? Watching a show called Glee about a bunch of misfit kids assembled by race and handicap like a United Colors of Benetton ad, who proceed to butcher hundreds of classic songs, ruining the ipods/tracklists of thousands of gays, tweens, and gay tweens (Bieber I am looking at you) everywhere. The real victims in this world are the ipods, who have to play and store the frank bitchy showiness of Lea Michele’s shrill second coming of Barbra voice on repeat.

So why don’t those ipods get any PSA’s with touchy feely music and awesome racial slurs?

 

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Tattoos So Awful That They are Awesome. And Vice Versa

February 25, 2011
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Tattoos are like babies. Some are beautiful, some are hideous, but both are permanent.  You get tired of them really quickly. They both have the potential to ruin your body. And once you have one, you generally want more.

I got my first tattoo to celebrate my 21st birthday with my sister. It is a stylized “G” that I designed myself. Oh, and if you turn it upside down it looks like a flamingo.(FL) I fucking hate it.

But I want more.

All I can say is thank god this world is full of passionate idiots or I would have nothing to write about. But many times a tattoo can be so bad that its amazing and others can be so awesome that its bad. I have ranked and rated these photos myself. Please feel free to do the same, because tattoos–like art, cocaine use, and safe sex is subjective.

 

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