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Amy Winehouse is Finally Dead, so What?!

July 26, 2011

Oh Amy, where do I begin? You were to be the ultimate “bump-it” spokesperson before your untimely death. You accomplished so much in your short time on this planet so I have listed some of your achievements below so that the whole world may relish in all that you achieved

Winehouse’s Accomplishments

- Arrested in 2007 for marijuana possession – shocker

- Again in 2007 she was arrested for wandering the streets of London wearing only a bra and pair of jeans, classy!

- Later that same year she was denied a US Visa for being a fucking crack head

- In 2008 Amy recorded a racist song that started out with the words “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips! …    And deaf and dumb and blind and gay” Oh and she was on a multiday crack binge whilst recording

- Arrested again in 2010 for assaulting a theater manager (don’t worry, I hate their little hats too)

- Booed off stage on Multiple occasions for forgetting her lyrics (and having horrible make-up)

Damn it Amy, if you could of just hung on a little bit longer you could have been on the homepage of Faces of Meth…. you were so, so very close. In all seriousness you were a succubus on society and why anybody would support you in life OR death is beyond me.