Posts tagged ‘alanis morisette’
The short answer is yes. But allow me to explain why. Taylor Swift is not just a giant anorexic sloth wearing a wig from the Dolly Parton Humidity in The Smoky Mountains Collection, she is also a life ruiner. How real musicians work is that they channel their pain and anger into their song writing. This is how Fiona Apple and Alanis Morisette became famous. Then, they became famous and their lives didn’t such so much ass. Now they have nothing to write about.
On the second tier of that are the Avril Lavignes and Taylor Swifts of the world. Since they aren’t even old enough to know what real pain is, they write songs about breakups, cheating, and broken hearts. Avril is no longer a threat because she lost all her street cred when Hot Topic went mainstream, but Taylor is still rocking out to pointless songs about sitting by a lake and crying. Teenage girls everywhere are lapping it up.
My problem is that it reeks so much of immaturity and desperation. Taylor Swift made her career by publicly bad-mouthing her exes and negatively effecting their love lives with her whiny bitching. The genius of it is that Read more…
Its no secret that: #1- There is a standing rivalry between the queens of Weho and the gays gangs of New York. It all started when the Fire Island crowd queer-mixed Miley’s Party in the USA on Fire Island. And if its any indication of how gay I am, I just referred to Miley Cyrus by her first name. #2- Its stupid. Totally stupes. Stewpie Griffin.
Anyway, the queens of Weho have now queer-mixed a song by Carly Rae Jepson, (who is obviously Canadian based on her reprehensible name- this may or may not be factual as Avril Lavigne and Alanis Morisette are my only points of reference) and bastardized it into an all-male lip-sync for your life including saggy he-tits and teeth that look like the rocky mountains after a nuclear holocaust in which only those that can gnaw through granite survive.
I have included both videos here. #1- Because when I first heard this song by Carly Rae Jepson I thought it was more annoying than an all girls slumber party without booze until I got to the very end. Then, I decided that even though she is obviously Canadian, I love her.
#2- It is a testament to the laziness of Gays. We need to Read more…