Posts tagged ‘7-11’
1. There is nothing really sexy about a unicorn. If unicorns existed they would just prance around all day farting glitter. They would be the worst kind of gay guy–the gay for the sake of being gay super flaming homo that insists on starving down to 100 lbs, subsisting on a diet of meth and parliament lights, driving a 93 Pontiac Grand Prix littered with old bags from McDonald’s, and being called Lil Mama while they are being pounded by a 37 year old jazz choreographer they met at a “video store”.
2. This guy looks like a catfish. If he was underwater and made this face he would be able to collect plankton without even trying. I am going scalloping today with my brother-in-law. If I see anything resembling this guy under that water I am going to set the Gulf of Mexico on fire. Read more…
Nikki Napalm always had self esteem issues with the fact her breasts were different sizes. Speaking mathematically, the difference was as follows: Her left Haireola was to her right Haireola as a manhole cover is to a buffalo penny. So she decide to detract and diver the attention from her Zellweger’s by getting a full sleeve full color tattoo of all her favorite things: sugar coated ecstasy, Katy Perry’s style, Gambling, Taquito’s from 7-11, and strange cock. The joke was on her though–what Nikki couldn’t see was the dramatic difference in the size of her butt cheeks.
And she never figured out why she had such debilitating scoliosis.