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It’s 4/20: The White Trash National Holiday

April 20, 2012

Heres the deal. I don’t give a fuck if you smoke. I don’t think it should be illegal. I think it’s incredibly stupid that drinking is legal while smoking pot is a criminal offense. Let’s be real, you’re a better driver when you’re high. Even if you are only going 17 miles an hour and you think the same song has been on for 29 minutes. The problem is when you need to brag about it. What are you in fucking middle school? The only people who brag about smoking live in trailer parks.

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Holiday News: Is 4/20 Still A Thing?

April 20, 2012

If it is, Happy 4/20. I know that in high school and college 4/20 was a thing because it was the one day where everyone that smoked weed united, and feasted, and was jolly. Now that I am out of college I know that if everyone who smoked weed celebrated on one day, the entire world economy would crumble in on itself, and sales of doritos/sour cream/pickles/cayenne pepper/and hot dogs (all together, baked for 45 minutes at 500 degrees) would skyrocket. Hell, maybe it would create its own new economy.

My point is, pretty much everyone has or does smoke weed. So celebrating 4/20 is like celebrating being human, or having sex with over 100 people. Much like AIDS, has 4/20 become a way of life?