Some Thoughts On Straight Guys And Trannies

I have a tranny on my couch. She is one of my breast friends and I have known her since I was 16, and most likely I will rope her into writing for GVG at some point in exchange for injecting some industrial grade tire sealant into her back-boobs. Hanging out with her a lot in the past few weeks has gotten me thinking about the dynamic between straight guys and trannies.

Namely, a straight guy is often very easily mind-fucked into tapping some tranny ass.

In the straight world there is a certain mentality that blocks people into either masculine or feminine roles. That is why straight guys sometimes pick on gay guys- because they are feminine and different, but still obviously male. That being said there is still a fine line between masculinity and femininity and if you are a tranny, it is pretty easy to  push a straight guy over the edge. Don’t ask me how I know.

Here are some ways to mind-fuck a straight guy into ass-fucking a tranny.

Wear a wig. It doesn’t matter if this wig is actually just the top of a mop-head, some strings of cooked spaghetti, or a merkin you bought from the discount bin at Goodwill, long hair is the easiest indicator of femininity. Straight guys will often look the other way (especially if the other way entails your back side) when you don the #9 sassy bob from the Kim Zolciak for 7-11 wig collection.

Put on some makeup. Even something as small as lipstick can flip the switch to bitch in a straight guy. If they are really freaky they might even want to put some on themselves. I think that makes you lesbians then, but I’m not sure. Ask Julia’s wildebeest ass.

Put on a dress. This one may be the most obvious, but I know of a gay guy that once put on a corset and skirt and fucked a straight guy in his ass in exchange for a pair of sparkly shoes. I know of another gay guy who wore a bra and a belly chain and picked up a straight guy in a straight bar on Bourbon Street.

Straight guys are normally balls-to-the-wall brosephs when it comes to sexuals, but when you add some piece of femininity it changes their perception, and a straight-up man will often find himself in bed with a straight-up tran.