Sinners Are Going to Hell

So sign me up, I’ve sinned more times than a newly released pedophile at a Jonas Brother’s concert. Whilst conversing with my fellow Gloganvlog brethren we determined that hell is not nearly as bad as people say it is. I truly think that it has gotten a bad rap over the years hence the reason for this blog. Read below for the top 5 reasons why hell deserves a second chance.

1.)  Can we say pitchforks, chains, and whips! Hello S&M enthusiasts (Rhianna)!

2.)  Who doesn’t need a fantastic tan, those fires of despair will really give that golden brown look you’ve been going for?

3.)  Tropical climates year round so leave your snow boots at home people.

4.)  White makes people look fat, and stains too easily

5.)   You won’t notice your fierce case of burning Gonorrhea because your skin will be on fire… amazing.