Ryan Gosling Finally Looking Like The P#ssy That He Is
Look, I know that Ryan Gosling is a thing right now, and everyone is talking about how they want him to smash their smussies, but have you ever stopped to wonder what the attraction is? You can only take so many swarthy, squinty eyed, lightly bearded hipster photos before you are finally revealed for the down syndrome butterface that you are. I believe that Ryan Gosling is a product of super intelligent marketing, starting with that horrible chick flick The Notebook that I couldn’t bear to sit through even though Rachel McAdams could S my D any day (figuratively of course). He’s a decent enough looking guy, but with enough hours in the gym, the right haircut, and the right public relations team he has become a sex symbol to girls and gays everywhere.
I bet in reality he smells like a fucking burnt tire factory filled with dirty diapers from Indian babies.
That being said, I’d still hit it.