I’m serious guys. I watched the interviews with each of the drag race contestants. I’m going to give you a quick rundown before you even watch episode 2 of this season of drag disg-race.
1. Jiggly Caliente
Jiggly Caliente is definitely jiggly, but as for the caliente….I guess she adds hot sauce to the audience members that she consumes?
2. Chad Michaels
I was unaware Hulk Hogan‘s ex-wife, Linda Hogan was going to be in this season’s race. She’s going under the moniker Chad Michaels (maybe after her new 17 y/o boyfriend?)
3. Kenya Michaels
Well I mean…that’s cool I guess. I think the Oompa Loompa
‘s spoke English better though (oh and their make-up was better too).
4. Sharon Needles
5. Madame LeQueer
6. Latrice Royal
She actually did eat three of last year’s contestants (hence why you haven’t seen them). This is her ready to strike a meal (not a pose). Have you heard her talk? She sounds like Lamar Odom
7. Lashauwn Beyond
I mean maybe the rumors are true about LeBron James
being gay? I always saw the inner drag queen in him.
Thankfully there are a few saving graces. The Princess, Milan, Wilam and Alisa Summers seem to be promising.
Well looks like I won’t be booking any of these queens at any of my events! Ha!