Ruining Disney Movies: Hakuna My Tata’s

This never really occurred to me before because frankly, I am not a pervert. That’s a complete lie. I am a pervert, but even so it never really gelled that Nala is quite literally giving Simba the double penetrate me in an alleyway during daylight in Prague for 30 shillings so I can buy food for my family fuck me eyes. Her body position is all about procreation, but her eyes are all about the anal. I wouldn’t be surprised if the artists for this scene studied the expressions of 1,000 middle-aged sluts (you don’t get to be good at the fuck-me eyes until you’ve had a bit of practice with pool boys).

Its funny, the more I re-watch the cartoons of my youth, the more I realize that I had no business watching them as an impressionable young kid. And look at me now…

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