Pornhub Does Even More Charity Work: Breast Cancer Awareness

I can honestly say that I have never Googled the word Boobs before. Who knew?

As anyone with a pulse and an erection knows, Pornhub.com is a leading destination for adult entertainment. It is pretty much the only place I go when I am looking for some stress relief, because it has such a wide variety of videos that you never have to watch the same thing twice (if only that were true in real life). Pornhub provides a great service to our country already, because can you imagine how on-edge everyone would be if they had nothing to masturbate to? Now they are taking it even one step further with a “save the boobies” type campaign.

For every 30 views of Pornhub’s “small tits, big tits” videos during the month of October, Pornhub will donate one cent to the Susan G. Komen Foundation for breast cancer awareness. To quote the press release: “It doesn’t matter if you’re into itty-bitty-titties, the perfect handful, jumbo fun-bags or low-swinging flapjacks, what matters most is that your kind and selfless gesture will go a long way towards helping our sisters to find a cure.”

I find this not only hilarious, but awesome. So awesome that I have nothing snarky to say, and no jokes to add. So get off your ass (or sit on your ass, because you are probably at your computer) and go look at some boobs! If your girlfriend has anything to say about it remind her that you are doing your part to save the life of her mother, her sister, and her aunt. Then ask her about the last charitable thing that she did. Then slam the door in her face. BOOM.

Editor’s Note: Any funds donated from PornHub.com will apparently not be going to Susan G. Komen. I can only speculate that this is because the charity didn’t want to be associated with a porn site. Do I get it? I suppose. Do I think its ludicrous? Absolutely, because money is money. When a charity cares more about their image than actually solving a problem, I think it ceases becoming a charity.

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