No More Red-Headed Sperm!
We all know that male redheads are Satan’s children and are just plain ugly; yeah I said it, but you all were thinking it. However, what I have always known to be true has now been confirmed by Cryos, the world’s largest sperm bank.
The bank has started turning away redheads because nobody wants their freaky fire-crotch sperm all up inside of them (it probably burns anyway). And, if you think that I am being a bit harsh on our red-headed friends then I implore you to follow these two steps: Go to your computer, open your favorite browser and do a Google image search for Carrot Top. If you don’t scream in horror from what you see then I stand corrected.
So next time you see someone that resembles the fire-power Mario from the original Super Mario Brothers game walking towards you, it might be just another red-headed sperm-bank reject. Sorry reds, it’s just the truth and everybody knows it except Gary (see Obesity Schmobesity. The Last Socially Acceptable Form of Discrimination is) but I secretly suspect he is hiding some ginger pubes under those leggings anyway.
And that’s how Jew sees it.