Nicki Minaj Is My Favorite Stupid Hoe.

Nicki Minaj just got a step closer to being fucking awesome. Items needed to make this music video viewing experience it best:

1. A blunt nigga

2. Henessey.

3. Your pink wig that is stashed away in the closet (yes I’m looking at you homos)

Some of my personal favorite quotes from Nicki:

“If you cute then your crew can roll,

if you sexy eat my cooca raw”

“I think the world is getting more gay-friendly, so hip-hop is too. But it’s harder to imagine an openly gay male rapper being embraced, people view gay men as having no street credibility. But I think we’ll see one in my lifetime.”

“I keep a couple wet wipes

in case a bum try to touch me, EW”

“The new album is going to have a lot of Roman on it … And if you’re not familiar with Roman, then you will be familiar with him very soon. He’s the boy that lives inside of me. He’s a lunatic and he’s gay and he’ll be on there a lot.”

“I could have given up a thousand times but its not about me. whenever you make something larger than yourself, you get this extraordinary strength. If I was just doing this for me, I would have given up.
Everything i’ve gone through has made my career and future larger than me. In other words, everything is riding on this, my mother’s future is riding on this, my brother’s future is riding on this.

So with all the things that i’ve been through, I’ve said, ‘You know what, I can give up but its not about me.’ When your life gets to a point where its no longer about you, you will surpass your own expectations of your own dreams and goals. So that is what you have to do… just look at the bigger picture and then all of the things that you have happened in your life, the times that you cried yourself to sleep. it will seem smaller in the bigger scheme of things.”

- Nicki Minaj