Mind-F*ck Of The Day: British Wedding Edition
This is the mind-fuck of the day. I am not that surprised that Prince William looks like Prince Charming (aka, prince blind retard that would marry someone with boob-sweat just because they fit into a size 11 Jimmy Choo) because maybe he is wearing some kind of royal ceremonial outfit that Disney ripped off.
Beatrice and Eugenie have some explaining to do. I am technically hanging out with/seeing/screwing a hot British guy right now and I don’t even think he has an explanation for this. One of them is wearing a dress the color of Vanity Smurf’s misbegotten dingle-berries (that he shaved off when he realized he was a bottom) and the other is wearing a dress that is literally the color of the inside of someone’s rectum. This has to be on purpose, right?
My only explanation is that even in third world countries like England, they still have a sense of humor.
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