Mancandy: The Entire Male Cast Of The Vampire Diaries Shirtless
These jizz showers really weigh heavily on my self esteem.
I’m not going to say that I’m superficial, but you can definitely infer that by the fact that I watch The Vampire Diaries. Frecks actually pointed it out to me, that every single person in the entire cast of The Vampire Diaries is so fucking hot that I would hand each and every one of them some cockles, even the girls.
In my mind, walking around on that set is like a constant orgy. I can’ think of any other ensemble shows whose cast I would rather play wet the toast with (with me being the toast). So to celebrate the ridiculous attractiveness of it all I have put together some photos for your enjoyment.
In official WWYF order. (who would you fuck- please note that this classification system is based solely on these photos. On the show or in real life, I would fuck each and every one of them. At the same time. )
I’m actually trying to close my shirt, but its from Baby Gap and the horse hormones went straight to my tits.
Punching this wall is a lot like fisting a casting director. Do I get the part?
If I don’t hold my pants up like this, my vagina will unravel fall out.
I think I just sharted in my Hanes her Way cotton underthings.
God, that game of Vampire Diaries Wet the Toast got intense. Im soaked……and I fear I’ll never be clean again.
Oh Jesus, another big black guy?! Does anyone have any neosporin?
Steven R. McQueen
If I just lose about 10 more lbs I will finally be able to see my dick!
I remember the olden days, when I was a male model for the JC Penney wholesale catalogue. I got these shorts for free.