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ManCandy: Slap Him or F* Him

March 12, 2011

I can’t decide if I want to slap that “I know you want to fuck me” look off today’s guy’s face or flip him around and thrust him against the wall with all the energy my crotch will allow.  Either way, I might suggest to him he lay off the tanning bed – - skin cancer is never ‘hot’.  So unless he’s trying out for Jersey Shore (and we all know they already have <at least> one gay) he would be well to do to get another hobby.

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