Mancandy: Down Syndrome Delicious Ryan Gosling

I’m just going to come out and say it. I am attracted to dumb guys. I don’t know whether it is because I like to be the smarter one (which rarely happens) or if there is just something about someone with downward sloping eyes that just calls to me and says take advantage of me – I won’t even realize you are doing it.  (which by the way this goes for sex too).

Or maybe its because I am from a small town in Florida and was raised to appreciate a man who can change a carbeurator (sp) and beat his wife simultaneously. No matter how you rape  it, we here at Gloganvlog are super attracted to Ryan Gosling. I know in real life (just like Ryan Kwanten) he probably acts overly intelligent, wears black mock turtlenecks and hangs out at coffee shops reading Tolstoy and smoking black cigarettes but in my fantasies Ryan Gosling rides up in the back of a pickup truck, whisks me away to a dirt road dive bar where we drink 5 dollar pitchers of beer and then we spend the rest of the night puking in a field. Oh, southern romance how I miss thee.