Mancandy: Neil Patrick Harris Is Doogie Wowser

I want to start by formally apologizing for the pun in the title- it was not some of my best work, and pretty racist to all funny people everywhere. When I first became aware of Neil Patrick Harris, it was a bootleg Bieber with a show on some no-name channel like TNT and a forehead that resembled Pinky, from Pinky and the Brain. I wasn’t into smart guys then, especially smart guys with baby smooth vaginas. But then, as it happens sometimes the ugly duckling grew up into a beautiful swan who I watch every week as Barney Stinson on How I met your Mother, which should actually be called How I tricked the audience into watching 26 seasons of a show by simply withholding a character’s identity- but regardless nowadays I think its safe to say that he could definitely hit it doogie-style. (Was that any better? Am I finally living up to your standards of humor? God, you are a tough crowd.)

My point is that he’s hot now and if you don’t think so then you are an extreme lesbian, who is probably wearing Tevas and smoking a black and mild whilst waiting for your drug-dealer as we speak.